mY wORsE EneMy IS nOne oTheR tHaN....

MySElf!!!!

hello my pumpkin sweet hearts..

me again...

i noe....

u tired of reading my waste-of-ur-time posts but i juz feel my burdens and torments lifted every time i blog about it....mcm my form of escapism...

some of u may noe that i am a quiet person..yeah right kn??

but btol..ak terlalu control macho control ayu control2 jerk...*ngan org bru jer la..kalo da lama kenal..leh jdik agak HAVOC r...terutama mulut ak nie..mak ak ckp mulut ak cm pompuan..(xda sexism di sini)...tp btol gak...

hehehehe..sya mengaku...!!!!

tima kasih ibu...SYA SYG IBU!!

tp kadang2 sebab mulut badan binasa...

this apply to me very literally...

bcoz of my mouth i nearly lost almost every new fwens i made but bcoz of this mouth also i managed to weed out the fakes from the not...

no matter if wat i say hurts u but most of my best fwens can accept my laser-like words*terutama when i go into LIVID mode...kalah mak Jenab seberang jambatan pahang tu..

sticks and stones may break my bones but words will always hurts me...!!!

kawan sejati terima kte seadanya n kawan sejati ak tegur kte kalo kte ada kesilapan n kawan sejati gak akn menerima kalo kte tegur die...

and in life...i have encountered several bitches and bitchets..hahaha...

sooooo after their are OUT OF MY LIFE...i am left with people who always sticks with u whether during traumatic torrential rains and severe droughts..not a hyperbole..

i will said and make an oath here...

THOSE WHO I CONSIDERED AS MY BEST FWENS WILL HENCEFORTH BE PROTECTED BY ME AND MY MOUTH AND I WILL ACT AS A SHIELD TO ABSORB THE BLOWS AND I WILL BE THE SWORD THAT STRUCK BITCHES IN THEIR CORE AND THE WISE OWL TO ACT AS A LISTENER AND ADVISE GIVER....

signed,

FaIZisMoN...

PERKENALKAN....my RARA...

yaya and rara...mish them dearly!!!

MY LADY GAGA..or GAGAKS!!..*sbb mulut dieorg..terutama yg kecik tu..huhu

sebagai tanda ak xtacing ngan ko...plus ak xdpt msg ko syg oiii!!!

nyway...

NUR FARAHIN BINTI ISMAIL A.K.A RARA A.K.A ARAH!!!!!

HeRoes!!!

my inspiration and the show that invoke my crazy ass imagination!!

wow.....ooo..hai korg....!!

hari nie ak rasa agak quirky n entah napa hepi giddy gedik suma seanteronye...

ok 1 question to u guys...

if u can have 1 power/ability/superpower in the world..What would it be??

for me...

personally..i like the power of..

PERSUASION...

i mean kalo korg blh persuade sesorg buat ANYTHING 4 u tanpa questioning everything...sapa xske kn???*tanduk2..!!

then again..nie list2 kuasa ajaib(ajaib??!!..mcm genie..haaha..) yg i kinda wish i have berserta deskripsinya.....fuyoo..BM!!...ahahah..

a)magnetism:Coz we live in a world surrounded by metal...mcm MAGNETO!!..ak leh terbang!!..ahaha..same polar of magnetism repel each other...

b)electric manipulation:Coz i can zap those pesky people yg upset me...zap zap zap...rentung..!!!..huhu..n ak leh jimat letrik...SAVE THE EARTH PEOPLE!!

c)spontaneous explosion:Coz i love DEIDARA n it will be nice to blow stuff up..besides i love explosive..wowie..!!

sowi post nie agak pelik..!!

p/s:all in all...i prefer the power of PERSUASION...i can really changed things juz with the words utter by me!!!..n i have a few "plans" for this ability!!!

ooo..if i can have 1 sidekick...his/her ability will be pheromone inducing coz that power can augment my power of persuasion...CRAZY IMAGINATION BY A CRAZY CREEPY KID!!!...that's me!!

fuyoooooo.....SODAP..

arini bersempena 12 aribulan 6....kawan ak adlin punyer abang kahwin....TAHNIAH...*tau die ketua kepada ketua kelas pada zaman2 muda ak kt SABS..xsngka die akn jadik abang kepada my current best friend...

wow...serendipity!!!!!!!

ak g ngan mak ak dlm kul 2 pas zuhur......panas gler....cair make up nyah oii..huhu..*xpakai make up pon..all natural..ahahaha...

nyway....ak ingt jauh la umah die padahal dekat jerk...*so xpenat r sgt...hehehe...

benda pertama ak nmpk adalah kazen adlin(kot) yg jdik kurus tu...then nmpk kawan ak kelihatan ayu n anggun dlm baju kurung warna HIJAU...my favaret kaler...yippeee....

then ili pon muncul secara tetiba...(bunyi mcm antu kn???)...btw die pakai baju merah...

canteeekkkkk..kot..ahahah..marah el mo!!!

nyway ak makan 7 ketul ayam..BAPAK R..antara lauk2 org kawen yg sedap dimamam..

top 10!!!

smpi la udah masa nk blik....jumpa mak adlin kejap n bye bye kt adlin...

p/s:THANK ADLIN N KELUARGA...SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU KEPADA MERPATI 2 SEJOLI!!!

gmbr goodie bags ak upload nanti erk..insyallah!!!...

da class of RK2...

hai suma...selamat dtg kembali ke laman mayaku..*orait stop it...sounded like a kupu2 malam...

smlm yakni ari jumaat...ku telah berjumpa ngan 9 org kawan2 skolah menengah yg da berapa bulan/tahun xjumpa...

wowwowowowowow...

mereka adalah..
1)zeelal

2)najah

3)zue

4)tqah

5)rosha

6)mekti

7)tsar/alang

8)amar

and

9)ME!!!

start things off with NAJAH SCREAMING THE SONG DON'T WANT TO MISS A THING by AEROSMITH...*paling bising n sakit telinga ak penah dgr...

btw kteorg beli 2 jam...extra sejam ngan 24 botol air mineral...(i finish almost half off it)..yipee..

persembahan alang..fuyooo...ahahahha..best sial..

rosha..nyanyian si inul...

goyang inul rasanya..*yang goyang si mekti...ahahhaha...video klip die xleh blah...

bnyk benda berlaku tp xtau nk tulis cmner...soooooo MAAFIN!!!....

P/S:BLER LAGI NK WAT...kte xmakan PON...

4 jam karok!!!

changed of SCENERY...

orait...why am i changing the pics and layouts and captions....

frankly..
TERSILAP TEKAN BUTANG....
*ketuk kepala..


soooo have to "change" everything again...

STUPID O..!!~!!

Faizology..or Monbology...

THE RULES: Once you have been tagged, you are supposed to wipe out my answers and supply your own. After, choose some people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.tag a bunch of people.

Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology".


~~~~~~~FOODOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
thousand island of course..;p
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
kedai yg murah n sedap..
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
nasik goreng...ketagih!!!...my mom is a great cook...yay!!
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
i eat all except seafood..hurm... Hawaiian sedap..
5. What do you like to put on your toast?
jams..chocolate..eggs..anything edible..


~~~~~~~TECHNOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. How many televisions are there in your house?
original 4..pastu yg paling antik kasik org..sooo 3..!!
2. The color of your cell phone?

red and white...my dad's gift..mish ya..

3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band?
STEPHEN PERRY....xyah look up..*berlagak sial..
4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has?
terbyte2 die ada...mana ak tau gila...ahhaha..;p

~~~~~~~BIOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
right-handed..
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nope..not planning any..even my tonsil..
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
a bundle of clothes after being folded..damn heavy...^.<
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
nope...setakat nie selamat..

~~~~~~~CRAZYOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
kinda have a weird dream where i die in car crash..or accident of some sort..yipee..*hate dat scary dream..
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
MUHAMMAD FAIZ BIN ABDULLAH..its sums me up..xyah nk tukar2..kn??
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
i can't stand spiciness soo NOT EVER!!



~~~~~~~DUMBOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
bersepah..im a flip flop addict..
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
selalu lalu dpn balai polis kalo nk g bandar..does dat count??
3. Last person you talked to?
my aimo...MISS ZEELAL AIMEE.....
4. Last person you hugged?
mami...haha..geli..my mother...*skema plak..hurm..my IBU!!



~~~~~~~FAVORITOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. Season?
Spring..bunga-bungaan yg menerangi idupku..*weirdo...
2. Holiday?beach or island
Beach of course..love the waves..tenang..
3. Day of the week?
Jumaat..da day i was born...
4. Month?
March..DUH...my month in which i come into dis world..



~~~~~~~CURRENTOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. Missing someone?
me fwens...me familia..everyone..
2. Mood?
excited..happy..nervous..*agak termood swing di situ..
3. What are you listening to?
i dream a dream-susan boyle..and run joey run-glee cast..o_O..besh shial..
4. Watching?
this freaking laptop..im answering this question ain't i??...nk tgk mana plak??


~~~~~~~RANDOMOLOGY~~~~~~~

1. First place you went this morning?
nowhere..im at home..planning to go out this evening..yipeeee...
2. What's the last movie you saw?
xingt...lama x tgk wyg...citer Haunted Room kot..xpon Alice in Wonderland 3D ngan ili n adlin...
3. Do you smile often?

always..loves to smile..*tny kawan2 ku..juz DON'T piss me off..(smiling evilly)



~~~~~~~OTHER-OLOGY~~~~~~~

1. Do you always answer your phone?
jarang..kadang2 xdgr..sowi mereka2 yg memanggil..
2. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Farahin di kala td..tny napa xbls msg die n blah blah blah..kn RARA..?
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
red...bloody red..or green..misty green..mesti cantik sial mata ak...WOW..!!..XD
4. Do you own a digital camera?
xpenah ada..walaupon mengidam..ahhaha..i love photography...
5. Have you ever had a pet fish?
one of my main pets during my childhood..*but everytime i touch them..a few days later..they DIE...my hands r sucking their life i guess...ampun ikan2 ku..
6. Favorite Christmas song(s):
SILENT NIGHT...mcm tenang abis..xpon JINGLE BELL..
7. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
apa2 jerk la..does not have a wishlist yg suitable for birthdays..sya terima adiah anda ngan tgn terbuka luas seluas lautan atlantik..*mcm ayat cinta plak..apa da..?
8. Can you do push ups?
boleh..*masa tgh exercise dlu...skarang xtau la...
9. Can you do a chin up?
amenda tu???*tgk buta sukan..hahaha
10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
both...its exciting and nervous..it the UNKNOWN..
11. Do you have any saved texts?
berselerak my inbox...not the kind to clean inbox n msgs..
12. Ever been in a car wreck?
no..harap2 x..
13. Do you have an accent?
xtau...xda kot..although an accent is unique..i want FRENCH..
14. What is the last song which made you cry?
GONE TOO SOON-micheal jackson..lagu bapak sedih dedicated to RYAN WHITE..the ostracize HIV patient yg kena buang skolah sbb ada HIV..kejam x??
15. What are your plans for tonight?
ON9 SMPI CERAH..*da cerah da pon...
16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
yup..yup..yup..in sem 2 and during my "sombre","Gothic" and "miserable" years..hahahaha
17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
nothing..my alaun have been diseparuhkan..amik..."lucky" me..yay..!!
18. Have you ever been given roses?
nope..although agak termengidam akan ros2 yg cantik especially ros2 puteh or hijau..*ada ke ijau???

ada kot..
19. Current worry?
sem 3 in KPMIM n my sem 2 result..*MENGIGIT KUKU N KEK LAPIS..huhu..fuyoo..sedap..(kek lapis..bukan kuku ok)..
20. Current hate right now
org HIPOKRIT NK MAMPUS N MEREKA2 YG BACKSTAB N SKE LAGA2 KN ORG..terutama mereka yg lagakn me n my fwens by telling me crap and tell other people other crap..these people have NO moral or ANY integrity wat so ever..RIGHT GUYS??!!
21. Met someone who changed your life?
yup..in form 1..and his name is SAIFUL AMRI BIN SALIHUDDIN...my bestest best fwen!!!
22. How will you bring in the New Year?
wish every single friends i have in FACEBOOK..this year almost fulfilled..
23. What song represents you?
PYRAMID-charice and iyaz..i make that songg suitable for my current situation and how a strong and TRUE friendship stands any, ANY hardships..okey!!
24. Name three people who might complete this?
i noe only one...ZAKIAH!!
25. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
There are regrets..but if i changed stuff..i won't be the person i am today..and i kinda like him..*KINDA..
26. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
NEVER HAVE..FOCUS ON FRIENDSHIP AND FAMILY AND OF COURSE MY STUDIES NOW..
27. Do you have any tattoos/piercings?

nope..never have..and never will..my body is a wonderland..*lagu JOHN MEYERR..kecuali part YOUR ditukar jdik my..
28. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
kalo da rezeki....*smiling..ahahha...xpe...im happy for my fwens..(walaupon agak jelez)..ahha
29. Does anyone love you?
my fwens..*u guys DO love me right??
30. Ever had someone sing to you?
song to never..sing with..all the time..my artist..(im the manager)..MR.SAIFUL..ahhaha..he got great voice..
31. When did you last cry?
when i was remembering bout my late dad..i miss you very much..your lecturing especially..and your FOOD...........and YOU..!!(T_T)
32. Do you like to cuddle?
i love to cuddle..cuma xtau ngan sapa...hahahah...sometimes with my little nieces and nephews..they are sooooooo freaking....CUTE..!!..*tercair sebentar..
33. Have you held hands with anyone today?
not that i could rremember..spa erk??
34. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
lagu2 leleh kalah bayi bru lahir..ahahha..ak masih suci...fav singer masa muda2 dlu...RUHIL AMANI HUSSAIN...(xblh blah..tp setiap pagi kul 8 bgn tdo tgk video clip lagu apa erk..lpe da..tp jdik kewajipan r)..
35. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
new fwens, old fwens..doesn't matter coz once ur fwens...new and old are juz words..*BUT MOST ARE old..heheheeh...
36. Do you like pulpy orange juice?
pulpy!!!!!*menjerit ngan muke separa comel kalah zeelal...ahahha......yes...pulp is my life..(xpsl2)

pyramid

hello guys....

me again..MR.MOMO ...*i sound like an animal in ZOO NEGARA..freaky!!!...thanz to my dear yaya a.k.a my SIOT DA DIOT for giving me dat name...

huhu....right now i feel like im a vampire...i rarely sleeps nowadays...my body is out of whack..i NEED SOME BLODDY SLEEP~!!!!..*come on eyes...shut,shut!!!

mish my friends...*primary,secondary and college..

luckily i m meeting my BOSS LADY N MY CAPIK....!!!!!!....

my sweet/bitter friends...

u noe...our friendship is proof dat if u really CARE AND KNOW SOMEONE..regardless if u have a major fight incited by "FACTORS"...*lets leave it at that olrite..!!

TRUE FRIENDSHIP STANDS THE TEST OF TIME AND TURBULENCE.....

p/s:u guys are among the closest and bestest fwens i have...*we have reached the point where we can actually say something that is on another's mind...FREAKY!!!!...ahahahah..

our friendship is like a pyramid...

earthquake can't shake us..

cyclones can't break us..

hurricanes can't take away our solid foundation of friendship..!!!

run joey run..

well i think all of u should noe by now dat my tittles sometimes(most of the time actually) got nothing to do with my post...it's juz da tittle came up almost on a whim..or something on dat line..

this weekend will be hectic,surreal,busy,tiring,oooo did i mention BUSY!!!!...

with my best friend's brother getting married and my nephew and niece coming to see my other nephew(their brother) condition after two(2) weeks in a place called "college"...wow..surreal..*im getting OLD!!!...wtf...im still young...kinda..omg..wat have i been doing this past 19/18 years of my life...

im NOTthe smartest person i noe of..im kinda da dead last on the academic ladder..da smartest person tittle belongs to my bestest best friend Mr.SAIFUL AMRI..

im proud to call him my friend...wow..!!..haven't seen him in a while though...

this post is basically my blasphemous blabber ...hehehe...well...meet ya all in the nest post ok!!

p/s:RUN JOEY RUN sang by the GLEE CAST is AWESOME!!!!...*listening to it now...agagagaga...

nice....

hahahhahaha.....find things very interesting and funny aat the same time....hahaha...

thanks ILI AND ADLIN....!!!!~~~!!!.....

u noe wat i mean.....

mish ya buddies..

hahahaaahah....

da lama ak xon9 kn blog nie..kal terakhir lepaskn kemarahan psl adik izu tu..ahha..(sowi babe)..

cuti tinggal a few weeks left..apa telah diaccomplishkn spnjg cuti..

1)pembesaran tubuh badan..yay...

2)pembasuhan minda oleh game2 yg mengaddictivekn..

3)pembersihan bilik dan rumah..*kinda...

4)berfikir...apakah yg ak akn buat pas zaman di kpmim tamat..(penting)

5)result n sem 3 akan datang...

P/S:i mish my mates.....

u noe who u r sweeties...

ahhaa..

sayonara n rsvp....